Summer is coming!!!

Below post contains sexually explicit content. Restricted for readers above 18 and over only.

Ytd my bro told me tat Singapore is having 2 public holidays this week. Tat means, they work one day, rest one day. KNNBCCB lah, damn fucking song(good) hor. Ni nabei man, I couldn't even remember when the hell was my last public holiday in aussie. I think it was during August bah, duno wat fucking Ekka holiday loh. So for my whole fucking 2nd semester, I only got 1 stupid holiday, really KNN leh. A lot of pple said ang moh countries got a lot of duno wat holidays lah, su ka su ka want holiday can have loh. Lan jiao ok, their holidays here so pathetic leh, only got 9 public holidays (duno Sg got how many, someone pls tell me). Wanna play my horse oso sianz liao lah. But I think U.S got alot of holidays lah, duno got wat president day lah, patriot day lah, then wat independent day lah etc...they damn fucking slack man. I wish Singapore can be like U.S, MORE HOLIDAYS!!!hahahaha...

Today nothing much lah, went to library to collect my book tat I requested last week. On my way there, I saw alot of ang mohs wear so few clothes nowaday sia. Kaoz they really make my horse sedia leh!!! I hope my dear dun mind I tok abt these, if she mind, pls dun continue...hehehehe. They like to wear those tight tight jeans n shorts man, and my most fav, mini SKIRT!!! They then wear those spaghetti type of clothes loh. Their breasts machiam like wanna POP OUT and their backsides like gonna tear the shorts apart!!! Those got meat one oso join in, which u seldom see in Sg loh. I remember seeing a plump ang moh wearing a g-string sia. I believe she purposely showed out to every1. YUCKS!!! Unlike in Sg, they like men to pio(see) them, I think they take it as a compliment bah. But sg gals, they treat u as one ti koh pek!!! Sg gals very funny one lah, they want to dress so sexy then dun want men to look at them. WTF man, u dress so sexy becos u want us to look at u rite??? Then look at u, u think we are one sex pervert. Don't look at u, then u think something wrong with ur clothes. This is so UNFAIR, I think u all shld learn like those ang moh, take it as a compliment. Becos we look at u, means u looks so gorgeous, elegant, extreme stunning, beautiful lady mah. Ok ladies, so next time dun treat us machiam like ti koh pek ok??Cos ti koh pek only sit in kopitam, with one leg on the chair, then one small finger in his nose digging for the next big "thing"...I hope they didn't go eat tat with their coffee or teh...hahahahaha!!!

P.S. The above post does not applies to my dear n those lovely ladies that I know.

Before I forgot, here's a poem by my pea brain bro...

In life, sumtimes shit happens
But pls do not be saddened
Life is like a roller coaster ride
Going up & down like the tides
Pls do not be discouraged
Face it wif all ur courage
For life can sumtimes be good
Like the fairy in a children's book

Reference: Zendes, http://desmer.blogspot.com/, accessed on 02 Nov 2005

I like this poem and juz wanna share with u all. There are oso some interesting poems in his blog, so if u are bloody damn free, got nothing to do, drop by in his blog n give some crap comments. Who knws, he may write a poem abt u...

Got a bad hair day???

My dear said she forgot how I look like liao...I suspect she juz wants to see my handsome face. So here u go...ur handsome xiaoyuan in toilet trying to gei some sai out!!! hahahaha...