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Ytd the company I went for interview called me this morning again!! Asked me whether i wanna take up the offer...if I agree, he will submit the documents to the HR for process liao.. now waiting for the HR to call to neg the offer loh..hehe..juz in case u duno wat position i am applying..its IT Specialist...basically i oso duno wat it does...hehe...but saw the job scopes okok can liao..applied loh...
Not a MNC company lah, it's those electronic testing company helping those big clients like Aigilent Tech, HP etc to do testing..Ytd the interview went liked this:
Interviewer: Do u knw how to D.I.Y pc?
Me: WTF sia...so easy thing still need me to ans...
Interviewer: The job needs u to implement IT projects for the company e.g the engineers may need certain environments to test their products or the company may need to test certain softwares and hardwares, u need to come out with a technical report whether it's flexible ...
Me: waulau...ang moh te kong can liao...juz write a report until u all duno wat i toking can liao..haha
Interviewer: The job oso requires u to maintain, administer servers like web n email and improve any IT related?
Me: kaoz....no problem lah...juz put thousands hearts on me...i make sure ur servers all running happily...
Interviewer: Will u stay here for at least a yr?
Me: hmmm...trick question??? or he knew i will job hop???
Interviewer: What's the email pop3 port number?
Me: hahahahahahaha...machiam test question leh...
Interviewer: Do u knw how to speak Chinese, cos u need to liaise with our China office for any IT related stuffs e.g purchasing for use throughout regional??
Me: Do i look like an indian to u??
Interviewer: Thank u for ur time..we will inform u if u r the rite candidate
Me: No problem man...!!!
hehe...went back home think i got chance lah...cos i knw how to smoke him..haha...
hmmm..y the HR still haven call???!!!
Not a MNC company lah, it's those electronic testing company helping those big clients like Aigilent Tech, HP etc to do testing..Ytd the interview went liked this:
Interviewer: Do u knw how to D.I.Y pc?
Me: WTF sia...so easy thing still need me to ans...
Interviewer: The job needs u to implement IT projects for the company e.g the engineers may need certain environments to test their products or the company may need to test certain softwares and hardwares, u need to come out with a technical report whether it's flexible ...
Me: waulau...ang moh te kong can liao...juz write a report until u all duno wat i toking can liao..haha
Interviewer: The job oso requires u to maintain, administer servers like web n email and improve any IT related?
Me: kaoz....no problem lah...juz put thousands hearts on me...i make sure ur servers all running happily...
Interviewer: Will u stay here for at least a yr?
Me: hmmm...trick question??? or he knew i will job hop???
Interviewer: What's the email pop3 port number?
Me: hahahahahahaha...machiam test question leh...
Interviewer: Do u knw how to speak Chinese, cos u need to liaise with our China office for any IT related stuffs e.g purchasing for use throughout regional??
Me: Do i look like an indian to u??
Interviewer: Thank u for ur time..we will inform u if u r the rite candidate
Me: No problem man...!!!
hehe...went back home think i got chance lah...cos i knw how to smoke him..haha...
hmmm..y the HR still haven call???!!!
2 comments:
gong xi gong xi!
syok man! good news before the CNY.. hahaa.. CNY go hse visits no nid scared relatives ask u wad u dng.. mayb u can give them namecards liao.. ahhahaa.. steady man.. woo hoo... first payday remember to treat me eat k! wahahahahahaaaaa....
Congrats Dear! U scored well in your interview.. muz get some pointers from u in future liao ...kekeke.. dun forget ur first pay muz treat us to Jumbo... lalala..
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